Maybe Dats Your Pwoblem Too
(by Jim Hall)
All my pwoblems who knows,
maybe evwybody's pwoblems is due to da fact,
due to da awful twuth dat I am
SPIDERMAN.
I know, I know.
All da dumb jokes:
No flies on you, ha ha,
and da ones about what do I do wit all doze extwa legs in bed.
Well, dat's funny yeah. But you twy being
SPIDERMAN for a month or two.
Go ahead.
You get doze cwazy calls fwom da Gubbener
askin you to twap some booglar
who's only twying to wip off color TV sets.
Now, what do I cawre about TV sets?
But I pull on da suit, da stinkin suit,
wit da sucker cups on da fingers,
and get my wopes and wittle bundle of equipment
and den I go flying like cwazy
acwoss da town fwom woof top to woof top.
Till der he is.
Some poor dumb color TV slob
and I fall on him and we westle a widdle
until I get him all woped.
So big deal. You tink when you
SPIDERMAN
der's sometin big going to happen to you.
Well, I tell you what.
It don't happen dat way.
Nuttin happens.
Gubbener calls, I go.
Bwing him to powice,
Gubbener calls again,
like dat over and over.
I tink I twy sometin diffunt.
I tink I twy sometin excitin like wacing cawrs.
Sometin to make my heart beat at a difwent wate.
But den you just can't quit being sometin like
SPIDERMAN.
You SPIDERMAN for life.
Fowever.
I can't even buin my suit.
It won't buin.
It's fwame wesistent.
So maybe dat's youwr pwoblem too, who knows.
Maybe dat's da whole pwoblem wif evwytin.
Nobody can buin der suits, dey all fwame wesistent.
Who knows?
isn't that just great. My English teacher showed it to us yesterday and i had to share it.
Monday, April 25, 2011
A poem for everyone
Posted by Trent Thayne at 3:07 PM 0 comments
Sunday, February 13, 2011
Jazz Game (Go Suns)
Last friday my friend devin and i went to the suns and jazz game. It was a blast and we had amazing seats.
Here are some photos
And some Video. There was an acrobatic halftime show but the video was taking to long to upload to the blog Sorry.
Posted by Trent Thayne at 12:21 PM 0 comments
Monday, January 3, 2011
Saturday, December 11, 2010
The summer?
Yes I know that that i have not posted in forever and it is winter even though it doesnt feel like it out there. I am going to give my summer in pictures with few words.
First we went to denver and places around there with jackson on a bussiness trip with dad. Well in a town in denver they had some really wierd road names. See what i mean.
Next was my highlight of the summer was my trip to the east coast at the National BSA Jamboree. We toured first which was the great Niagra falls
We next went to palmyra new york and went to the hill camora.
The grandin building(where the book of mormon was first printed.
Next we went to the Erie canal. This is a sign by the canal.
We then went to the sacred grove.
Joseph smith home.
The bricks were the gold plates were hidden
The phillies stadium (baseball)
Ben Franklin grave.
Betsy ross home and grave.
Stained glass in firemans museum.
Ben franklin museum. There are his desk, music stand, and a Glass Armonica (www.glassarmonica.com)
You should be able to guess the next few.
Gettysburg.
The pentagon
The capital and the inside of the rotunda.
White house and washington memorial.
War memorials. The one with me is granite polished so much that it is like a mirror.
lincoln memorial Notice the mistake made in the F.
Wright brothers plane and the capsule used on the first visit to the moon.
Orioles game and Arlington cemetery.
D.C. temple.
My camera died after that so I did not get any pictures of the actual jamboree itself. Sorry. So next we have the hike to kings peak. the highest peak in utah.
I think this has been my longest post ever. Maybe even in the nation. Well that was my summer. Sorry it took so long to get it up!
Posted by Trent Thayne at 7:46 PM 2 comments